What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:33

You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
When does a woman know she is cumming?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service